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Age 45 From Conway, Arkansas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- First name Maria
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Mid strung but laid back, crazy furReal😸,shy,nice, I'm a caring person until someone makes me not want to be at that point I'm done and you can fuck off. I don't need anybody else's attitude I got plenty of my own 💯 & I definitely don't need extra bullshit. Done with games...
- Sign Cancer
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Thick
- My Height Is 5' 1 (1.55 m)
- My Eyes Are Green
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Auburn / Red
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
More about her
- How many tattoos do you have? 5+
- How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? 5+
- What is your favorite tattoo? Daughters nickname and zodiac sign
- What will your next tattoo be? Undecided
- Are your tattoos hidden? Can easily be covered
- How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 22-30 years old
- Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
- Do you have any tattoos you regret? Yes
- How do you feel about facial tattoos? I like it
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
- My Job Title Is Worker
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Family, Learning, Music, Dancing, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be With someone who wasn't trying to immediately get in my pants.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Zip lining
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is To have a merry-go-round in my back yard!
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Dance
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Health, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Erotica
- My Idea Of Fun Is Just having a stress free day
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Other
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