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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As I embrace my inner geek. I'm the female that you can find in a comic shop there for comic books, not just cute stuffed animals. Roman Dirge and Jhonen Vasquez being my faves.

I watch way too much National Geographic, History, Travel, Animal Planet and Discovery Channel (I'm a TV geek)...I've never been really good with punctuation.

I enjoy spending a time alone and have been known to go into hiding for a day or two (just cut myself off from the outside world, chill with my dogs and read, no phone/internet). I figure if I can't be comfortable with myself how could I ever expect to be comfortable with somebody else?

I believe silence is way UNDERrated! I'd like to find somebody that does nothing just as well or the same way I do.

Interesting Facts about Moi:
I've never owned anything other than VWs, I love hockey, I'm a natural blonde, I can keep myself busy doing absolutely nothing online for hours. I get skeeved by bad teeth, ugly feet & clowns. I wish closed minds came with closed mouths. I know almost every word to Fight Club and Donnie Darko.

I am in school for forensics, I eat chili while watching autopsies and get skeeved at...just about nothing. So if you want Polly Prissy Pants, keep searching because you haven't found her. However, if you want the chick that will explain decomp to you over dinner; I'm your woman.

"Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging" ~JTHM
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Other
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is Full Time Awesome
I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv
I've Always Wanted To Try Wat Bang Phra Festival
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Happiness - seems a lot easier than it is.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Dance, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read News, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is I'm the "don't knock it til you try it" type.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? you have to be able to make me laugh
not do drugs
love animals (not only to eat)
enjoy a wide range of music, not just 1 genre
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed