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Missy the herbiosarus

Age 29 From Alexandria, Virginia Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As Love your pets and/or imaginary friends.

    Just keep swimming, unless you can't. Then just drown, or gurgle.

    Local herbivore loves vegan food, music and museums. Can be found running (not usually from anything in particular) or at the local gym getting "swole". She is also not up-to-date on the current slang, but does put forth great effort to come up with decent puns, dad jokes, and just plain bad jokes. A lover of animals, this lovely herbivore will be wooed by your fur baby, and did I mention she has two of her own? Check our her Binnicula bunny and sassy hedgehog.She asks if you refrain from asking if her hedgehog's name is Sonic; because i'ts not, it's Eloise. If you have nothing else to say to her, and I mean NOTHING else, ask her about her love of all things nerdy (especially old games, and Star Wars). That's right folks, this freak right here loves Star Wars. And for the reasonably affordable price of one dinner and/or hiking date, you can have all the Star Wars, video game AND animal discussions you want!! Act fast, slots are open. Now accepting applications.
  • Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Athletic
  • My Height Is 5' 2 (1.57 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • Body Art Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Auburn / Red
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Exotic Animal, Other
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
More about her
  • How many tattoos do you have? 3 to 5
  • How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? 5+
  • What is your favorite tattoo? My moth on my sternum, her name is Edith
  • What will your next tattoo be? A tattoo for my beloved and no passed hedgehog (Ralph)
  • Are your tattoos hidden? Can easily be covered
  • How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 16-21 years old
  • Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
  • Do you have any tattoos you regret? No
  • How do you feel about facial tattoos? I like it
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some University
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
  • My Job Title Is Administrative Assistant
  • I Live With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Religion / Spirituality, Family, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Somewhere we can walk, talk and laugh. I like to laugh. But the stipulation is, it has to be somewhere new, or different.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try A burlesque, an opera, camping, this indoor trampoline place called Flight.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
  • My Goal In Life Is To get my PhD
    Work with teenagers and young adults in a mental ward
    Have a lot of animals
    Visit Australia (and various other nations)
    Hike a mountain
    See a platypus
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, New age, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed

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